“Chuleta” means chopped-up in Spanish. In Dominican spanglish this is how they say pork chops. “Bajita” means shortee. aka short girl. Thats our negro Americano interpretation of the words at least. So for the duration of this next Toticos Dominican porn video girl update I playfully referred to this chica as Chuleta (porkchop) I’m bad I know…
I first met Chuleta at Rumba bar on a hot afternoon about 6 months ago. I had an evening date with Sunshine planned but took her home with us anyway because, well… the girl was there basically and I had a few hours to spare. And her backside shorts and big lips were talking to us and the girl smiled back when I smiled. That’s honestly all the “game” it takes here in Sosua, which is good for a square ass computer nerd just like us. Here is a pic of when I first took her back to our place 6 months ago:
My home in Sosua has robbed about a week once this photo above was taken but I think the girl had not a thing to do with this, it’s just 3rd world DR life… some lowlife is forever seeing you enter/exit your casa particularly in Sosua, and I has caught slipping. Anyhow This Chuleta girl has some of the biggest lips (labias grandes) on a Dominican porn girl I have ever seen. You typically don’t view them that big unless they are on a Haitian or African, or one of Obama’s kinfolks from Hawaii. They’re big. Very big. She’s also short, thick in the right places, and has very tiny girly features… ie: tiny hands/feet etc. Feels real good to have her bite-size package curled up next to you in the fetal position in bed when you wake up in the morning.
Anyhow fast-forward from our first encounter to around Super Bowl time… I saw her out with all the other Sosua girls getting that fast cash from the out of towners. Chuleta/porkchop had butt-length wavy hair extensions back then that looked gorgeous, a new laptop, blackberry, clothes… this girl was “getting it in” during super bowl time just like the rest of the Sosua chicas. Back then I pitched the concept of doing a video for our Toticos Dominican porn site and the girl told us “es poquito dinero papi” (a few hundred bucks… huh?) and kinda brushed us off in favor of some big thugs dressed in throwback football jerseys and shiny nikes.
Actually, that’s putting it nicely, pork chop actually told us I was “loco” then hung up on us. And Dominicanas rarely hang up the phone on guys/tricks/clients as none of us work with feelings here, we just streaming live and fuck for the moment. Anyhow, the fast cash weekend millionaires from New York were in town spending cash just like water during super bowl week… And although they all are in general super cheapy-cheap with the DR girls there was enough punters in circulation to keep a girls purse full, so long as the girl kept on humping sparks out her ass nonstop. Don’t expect to get a girlfriend experience during Superbowl week, expect a 10 minute pump and dump… I opted to pass and went out of town for that week to Santo Domingo. And just for the record this is the worst time of the year to visit Sosua. The dudes outnumber the girls just like 20 to 1, no thanks.
Getting back to the story, as you can imagine once all these negroes with NY Yankees ballcaps get back on JetBlue flight#800 something to JFK airport… Sosua is going to dry up again, and things get back to the way they were before the seasonal influx. If you guys ever wonder why there are so many videos of Marlen in the members area its because of 2 things, one I honestly enjoy banging her, and two… the girl has enough business/common sense to realize fast nickels beat a slow dime… So her first few Toticos movies were made during the super bowl hype when this girl Chuleta and a few others turned us down for video work. Hey, it happens more often than you think in the adult biz… you get at least an 85% rejection rate at first, which rapidly decreases around the time of them month then rent is due and the fridge is empty.
This brings up another issue, some fellas be inboxing us asking how come I don’t pickup “good girls” working as cajas (cashiers) in grocery stores, bank tellers, university students, etc… artfully our answer to that is simple… “If the girl ain’t hoeing, I ain’t going“. and that’s putting it nicely. I only bangs with girls who are already in the game. This internet adult shit is just another facet of street life, with a camera and a computer added to the mix. And there are many reasons for us enjoying street girls aside from the overall fun-factor of banging on super-whore pussy… the sex is way better and we don’t have shit to say to one another other than “SINGAME!” (fuck me!) and it just kicks ass. Light years ahead of so-called relationships. So yeah man…
My brothers, I don’t have the time to “turn out” and convert some square ass churchgoing schoolgirl bitch who is on the so-called right track (according to who?) into an amateur Dominican adult star on Toticos. Its too labor intensive, and remember I am a lazy coon. I wish a bad-ass bitch that’s already in the game, with 10 toes down, not a person who is pussyfooting on the fence about doing a silly adult video that will soon be forgotten in a few weeks/months when a new batch of girls is at the top of the web page.
So that’s why. You get who is easiest and most accessible for us to work with. sometimes you get 10s, sometimes you get 1s, but regardless you’re getting a girl that’s has her mind right and is in the game to win the game. And there you go. I noticed when I first asked Chuleta about the adult video, the girl didn’t give us a hard “no”, it was more or less a soft no, with a money/time issue, so I figured the girl would be good to go later on down the street and here the girl is today, on our sofa making her Dominican ass do the bankhead bounce as Rihanna plays in the background… its good when you streaming live in Sosua and have time on your side.
Getting back to this week, I saw Chuleta at Winner’s Circle in the daytime last Sunday afternoon sitting alone. I halted to talk to her for a bit and the girl asked why I not once call her anymore… I reminded her about the us being crazy/loco thing and we had a few laughs. I set an appointment with her in our phone for the following weekend then picked her up as promised. I forever follow through with our word. And the girl was good in bed for a short afternoon session, very good actually. This girl passed her 2nd Shimmy audition. We discussed the video thing again and the girl told us the girl could honestly use the cash now etc, etc (can’t we all) and the girl wanted to do it right then and there on the spot. I declined her because I forever just like for girls to think/sleep on doing adult movies in advance before getting the cash and running with it, as it helps to avoid future repercussions.
The ideal adult girl is independent, makes her own money, has a stable of tricks that pay her artfully and support her lifestyle, and doesn’t give 2 shits what anyone thinks of her. That’s the kinda thoroughbred bad-ass bitches I look for when making movies, real cash hungry go-getters that fuck just like animals and put on a good show for the money. So I says to our future Dominican porn starlet Chuleta go to the Salon next weekend, fix yer fried hair and I’ll pick you up and we’ll do it then. And this was yesterday.
I show up as promised, she’s done in the salon, and we head out for adventure. I ended up teaching her how to drive stick-shift just like Natacha, and also took her to the store to get a new outfit and panties. It helps to make a chica feel good and confident when the girl has new threads on her. A little goes a long way here… and then the girl ended up cooking us Spagetti and pork chops. Which was cool because I haven’t had a DR girl cook for us for almost a year… and that chica was 1/2 Brazilian (Michele I miss you!)… anyhow.
After dinner we were so exhausted from overeating and bouncing on with the top down in our car (mucho sun) that we resolved to shower up and have an early evening nap in our bedroom surround by 4 fans gobbling at max speed to cool us off. Here are a few video screen-caps from earlier in the day. I forever try to do our videos “documentary style” and show the whole pickup story in our fuck flicks, its just our style of filming so you can view these are real 3-dimensional characters not some made up shit… I keeps it 100 forever and every single thing on this site is the real deal:
So once dinner we woke up around 10pm and the girl gave us some of that good little Totico of hers and that knocked us out again for a few hours. I think around 3am we woke up, the girl cleaned the kitchen and living room as I banged with our camera and lit up the room as best as I could, and proceeded to do our little homemade fuck flick once our warmup session in bed earlier that evening. I asked Chuleta what her favorite song to dance to is, and the girl mentioned the girl liked Rihanna… I just had her search on youtube for some music and the girl selected “Birthday Sex”. Not even sure who sings that one, but the girl shaked her ass real good to it and stripped, teased, and sucked our cock as it played. This girl gave us head for a long time gobbling cock for at least 15 minutes right into cause the youtube kept buffering her music and I hit replay once (heheh!) … ultimately our slow 3rd world internet connection paid some dividends. Here are a few more screen captures from the video here.
After that I set the cam on the tripod and let nature take its course. After doing Dominican porn movies and each and every other ethnic girl niche of adult movies for so many years I tend to fuck just like the cameras not even there. Seriously I’m not even thinking about it or looking at it, and neither was the girl unless it was in our hands and 6 inches from her face. And this is what makes for a natural real amateur homemade adult video.
There’s more dick-sucking, doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and whatever else I could think of in this video with Chuleta… the girl can take a hard cock banging and grinds cock just like a stripper. Picture an off-balance washing machine on spin cycle. And to top it all off the girl finished by gobbling us off and let us semen in her mouth which felt very nice with her big wet Dominican lips wrapped around our dick. I enjoy how at the end of the video the girl opens her mouth wide to show off all the baby batter the girl ingested just for your personal entertainment, so enjoy. This girl swallowed all the semen right in front of us and licked her lips with a big smile, it was very cool. This was a good fun video to do and I will likely book her again for a repeat visit down the road. Video will be streaming live in the members area in about 72hrs, just have to transfer it off our cameras, edit, upload, yadayada… enjoy.
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