“The Plot Thickens” is a continuing series of posts where we take a look at porn’s most entertaining, corny, and/or bizarre plotlines and sequences.
It might be the most famous sex toy ever made. Some call it simply the Hitachi, others call it the Magic Wand, but whatever the name, it has been a path to pure pleasure for untold numbers of women. As artfully known as it may be, it seems to completely puzzle Ramon Nomar‘s character in Tiny Tit Babysitters. Babysitter Piper Perri, with her job done for the day, is about to leave when the girl notices a storm brewing outside. This girl requests Ramon if the girl can wait in the guys home until the weather breaks, saying the girl will stay out of the guys way and just study. An oblivious workaholic glued to the guys laptop, the distracted Ramon agrees. As Piper gathers up her books, her Magic Wand accidentally tumbles out of her backpack! It rolls directly toward Ramon, who picks it up, looks at the label, and wonders aloud what exactly a “magic wand” is. Could it be a Harry Potter tie-in?
Upon hearing that it’s actually a massager, the hapless Ramon attempts to use it on the guys hard neck, before a mortified Piper tells the hunk that it is “not that kind of massager.” Finally getting the drift, Ramon remarks that the dude has seen quite a few of these gadgets lying around at the guys workplace. Perhaps the dude works at Adult Empire! Piper giggles and then agrees to show Ramon exactly how the toy actually works. The Magic Wand is a large, hefty toy, so when the girl is using it, it takes on monstrous proportions in relation to her very dainty 4 foot 9 frame. The reactions and facial expressions of the two performers in the opener of the adult gallery make it one of the more drolly entertaining set-ups in the classic “sexy babysitter” genre.